Public transport has it’s perks:

“I’ve got a poultry at home, nice beautiful coloured ones that were once used for shows. We also have a dog. When we brought the dog home the first time, as a puppy, he was very intrigued by this large weird looking bird. He walked towards a chicken and I didn’t even saw what happened but I heard my puppy yelp before it ran off, followed by the chicken, with it’s wings wide open. Like.. Like a ninja chicken.”