I’m sorry that when asked for my opinion you thought that the first 3 words that came out of my mouth were wrong.

I’m sorry that I asked you how your weekend was and that I didn’t know that you only wanted to answer that question when somebody else asked it.

I’m sorry that I said Good Morning  when you were clearly discussing the latest news on that one tv-show that you watched.

I’m sorry I’m not the person you said I was and I’m sorry for saying that what you think of me isn’t the person I am

I’m sorry for having these glasses when you clearly hate them.

I’m sorry I brought you tea because a few minutes after I placed it down you tipped it over and it ruined your documents. 

I’m sorry I wasn’t complaining about having too little time because I was too busy working.

I’m sorry I don’t hate the exact same people that you hate based on things you heard other people say.

I’m sorry for wearing thongs even though you said that they will create scar tissue on your butt.

I’m sorry for asking how to do my job right because it’s obviously super easy once you done the same thing for a couple of years day in day out.

I’m sorry that when I went on vacation I didn’t know what happened on work that week.

I’m sorry I like to live in a big city even though I don’t have a parking space reserved for my house.

I’m sorry that when I suggested we should change this so and so you didn’t want to do it because you wanted to propose the exact same thing months later.

I’m sorry that my face turns read whenever you point at me and tell me that I’m stupid and naive.

I’m sorry that I match my bag, shoes, coat and umbrella with my outfit.

I’m sorry for wanting to follow the laws of the country and not the made-up laws that are supposedly more convenient.

I’m sorry for noticing you whispering about me behind my back.

I’m sorry I found you stealing the candy from my desk and I’m sorry I said you could take it if you would’ve asked.

I’m sorry you were on a diet when I brought cookies for everyone and you couldn’t take one because of your diet but you did and you felt fat and I shouldn’t have brought cookies.

I’m sorry I declined when you asked if I wanted to attend the service desk even though I’ve already done it many, many times and we’re supposed to take turns.

I’m sorry you broke the printer and blamed it on me even though I used it before you and it worked fine and when I used it after it still worked fine.

So Sorry I left.