Make sure you smell nice.

Okay so, along the lines of today’s fashion fact, let’s have a look at the new scent Jill Sander released.

The smell is perfect. The smell is fantastic. Really, it’s not too heavy and not too sweet and not hooker-like at all. That’s good! That’s great!! But you know what I like about buying parfume: the bottle. The bottle should be funky and different, it should show you spend a lot of money on scented water. Although I love the smell of Evergreen, TAKE A LOOK AT THAT BOTTLE.

YES, IT LOOKS HORRIBLE IN EVERY SIZE.

awful. Awful. Come on design team, you should be able to do better than this.